This week SacSlip.com takes a more serious look at the two men running for president... and they're running so fast their bicameral legislatures are showing! DOUBLE SLIP!
Barac Obama has promised to bring change this year... but from what we can see here he doesn't need to change a thing! He's got a healthy set that's obviously physically fit from all that balling... basket-balling that is. They're a slam dunk pair that have us dribbling! Can we at SacSlip imagine this historic candidate cumming out on top! YES WE CAN!
John McCain, on the other hand, has faced claims that he's old, wrinkly, and out of touch... but we see some wrinkled skin we'd like to get in touch with! Some think that picking Sarah Palin was a ploy to reinvigorate his campaign... but if he really wants to spice things up he should introduce the country to his two other running mates!
Choices are hard... but as SacSlip.com so are we! All we know is that with these two potential POTUS's SCROTUSes, no matter who wins, we all do!
GOD BLESS AMERICAN SAC SLIPS!
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