Holy Bat Balls!!!

SacSlip.com would like to wish a very happy 80th Bat-Birthday to the original Caped Crusader with Hollywood's most Dynamic Duo... OF BALLS!!!

SACCY BIRTHDAY!

Never Mind the Executive Branch... Let's See the Executive Acorns!

This week SacSlip.com takes a more serious look at the two men running for president... and they're running so fast their bicameral legislatures are showing! DOUBLE SLIP!

Barac Obama has promised to bring change this year... but from what we can see here he doesn't need to change a thing! He's got a healthy set that's obviously physically fit from all that balling... basket-balling that is. They're a slam dunk pair that have us dribbling! Can we at SacSlip imagine this historic candidate cumming out on top! YES WE CAN!

John McCain, on the other hand, has faced claims that he's old, wrinkly, and out of touch... but we see some wrinkled skin we'd like to get in touch with! Some think that picking Sarah Palin was a ploy to reinvigorate his campaign... but if he really wants to spice things up he should introduce the country to his two other running mates!

Choices are hard... but as SacSlip.com  so are we! All we know is that with these two potential POTUS's SCROTUSes, no matter who wins, we all do!

GOD BLESS AMERICAN SAC SLIPS! 

Pure Gold!

Well look at this bathing beauty! Do I spy a pair of Gold Medals down there, or are those just Michael's Water Wings?

In this picture taken recently in Beijing, it appears that Mr. Phelps has a pair of Political Prisoners escaping from his Forbidden City!!! All that training, all that time in the pool... all just to overcome the drag from the healthiest set of anchors we've seen in years!

But even though it's true that Michael has broken all the records in this year's Olympic Games, we at SacSlip.com cave to take this opportunity to honor the all time champion of the Scrotlympic Games- Mark Spitz!!!

Michael might have 8 Golds... But Mark has a Brass Pair that will live through the ages.

NOW THAT'S A LEGENDARY SAC SLIP!!!

Uh oh! It's a 'Hairy Popper'!

Do we spy a magic wand down there? No! It's Just a Beautiful pair of Sorcerer's Stones! 

It seems that at a recent photo shoot young Master Radcliffe forgot to cast a spell of concealment on his very own rambunctious set of Weasley Twins.  Whether or not the photographer noticed, we'll never know... but the results are pure magic!

And Thank heavens, but it looks like Daniel is free of all forms of Hogwarts... if you catch our drift.

All that we here at SacSlip.com know, is that this Stud is no Gelding...

SAC SLIP!

Oh Russell!

Uh oh! Looks like our favorite bad boy from down under forgot about his "bad boys down under....his belt"! 

At a recent event Mr. Crowe neglected to zip up and gave the world a view of his Beautiful Mind.... Make that "Beautiful Cat Brains! YIKES!

Russell walked the full length of the red carpet before his handlers got to him and Mastered and Commanded his floppy friends back into their roles as pants Insiders. Now that's what we call 30 Odd Feet of Grunts! 

Are we not entertained?! We at Sac slip .com have to say... we are!!! 

SAC SLIP!

Welcum to SACSLIP.COM!

Oh Celebrities! They live the wild and crazy lives that we normal people can only dream of. But they do have one thing in common with everybody else.... Ball Sacs!!! 

Yes, Just like you and I celebrities have scrotums. But unlike you, me and Johnny Boring-Balls, these celebrities are wild and crazy! And just like their owners these balls love to burst out on the social scene. And when they do... the photographers will be waiting!

Welcum to SAC SLIP DOT COM!!!!!